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  “Maybe he’d like to visit Earth?”

  Mrs. Blaiskell nodded. “I wouldn’t be surprised if you was close on it there. The place has a horrid fascination for him. But he can’t leave Abercrombie, you know.”

  “That’s strange. Why not?”

  Mrs. Blaiskell darted her wise look. “Because then he forfeits his inheritance; that’s in the original charter, that the owner must remain on the premises.” She pointed to a gray door. That there’s his study. And now I’m going to give you a peep in, so you won’t be tormented by curiosity and perhaps make trouble for yourself when I’m not around to keep an eye open…Now don’t be excited by what you see; there’s nothing to hurt you.”

  With the air of a priestess unveiling mystery, Mrs. Blaiskell fumbled a moment with the door-slide, manipulating it in a manner which Jean was not able to observe.

  The door swung aside. Mrs. Blaiskell smirked as Jean jumped back in alarm.

  “Now, now, now, don’t be alarmed; I told you there was nothing to trouble. That’s one of Master Earl’s zoological specimens and rare trouble and expense he’s gone to—”

  Jean sighed deeply, and gave closer inspection to the homed black creature which stood on two legs just inside the door, poised and leaning as if ready to embrace the intruder in leathery black arms. -

  “That’s the most scary part,” said Mrs. Blaiskell in quiet satisfaction. “He’s got his insects and bugs there—” she pointed “—his gems there, his old music disks there, his stamps there, his books along that cabinet. Nasty things, I’m ashamed of him. Don’t let me know of you peeking in them nasty books that Mr. Earl gloats over.”

  “No, Mrs. Blaiskell,” said Jean meekly. “I’m not interested in that kind of thing. If it’s what I think it is.”

  Mrs. Blaiskell nodded emphatically. “It’s what you think it is, and worse.” She did not expand on the background of her familiarity with the library, and Jean thought it inappropriate to inquire.

  Earl stood behind them. “Well?” he asked in a heavy sarcastic voice. “Getting an eyeful?” He kicked himself across the room, slammed shut the door.

  Mrs. Blaiskell said in a conciliatory voice, “Now Mr. Earl, I was just showing the new girl what to avoid, what not to look at, and I didn’t want her swounding of heart stoppage if innocent-like she happened to peek inside.”

  Earl grunted. “If she peeps inside while I’m there, shell be ‘swounding’ from something more than heart-stoppage.”

  “I’m a good cook too,” said Jean. She turned away. “Come, Mrs. Blaiskell, let’s leave until Mr. Earl has recovered his temper. I won’t have him hurting your feelings.”

  Mrs. Blaiskell stammered, “Now then I Surely there’s no harm…” She stopped. Earl had gone into his study and slammed the door.

  Mrs. Blaiskell’s eyes glistened with thick tears. “Ah, my dear, I do so dislike harsh words…”

  They worked in silence and finished the bedroom. At the door Mrs. Blaiskell said confidentially into Jean’s ear, “Why do you think Earl is so gruff and grumpy?”

  “I’ve no idea,” breathed Jean. “None whatever.”

  “Well,” said Mrs. Blaiskell warily, “it all boils down to this —his appearance. He’s so self-conscious of his thinness that he’s all eaten up inside. He can’t bear to have anyone see him; he thinks they’re sneering. I’ve heard him tell Mrs. Clara so. Of course they’re not; they’re just sorry. He eats like a horse, he takes gland-pellets, but still he’s that spindly and all hard tense muscle.” She inspected Jean thoughtfully. “I think well put you on the same kind of regimen, and see if we can’t make a prettier woman out of you.” Then she shook her head doubtfully, clicked her tongue. “It might not be in your blood, as Mrs. Clara says. I hardly can see that it’s in your blood….”

  V

  There were tint red ribbons on Jean’s slippers, a red ribbon in her hair, a coquettish black beauty spot on her cheek. She had altered her rompers so that they clung unobtrusively to her waist and hips.

  Before she left the room she examined herself in the mirror. “Maybe it’s me that’s out of step I How would I look with a couple hundred more pounds of grade? No. I suppose not. I’m the gamin type. Ill look like a wolverine when I’m sixty, but for the next forty years—watch out.”

  She took herself along the corridor, past the Pleasuance, the music rooms, the formal parlor, the refectory, up into the bedrooms. She stopped by Earl’s door, flung it open, entered, pushing the electrostatic duster ahead of her.

  The room was dark; the transpar walls were opaque under the action of the scrambling field.

  Jean found the dial, turned up the light.

  Earl was awake. He lay on his side, his yellow magnetic pajamas pressing him into the mattress. A pale blue quilt was pulled up to his shoulders, his arm lay across his face. Under the shadow of his arm his eye smouldered out at Jean.

  He lay motionless, too outraged to move.

  Jean put her hands on her hips, said in her clear young voice, “Get up, you sluggard! You’ll get as fat as the rest of them lounging around till all hours…”

  The silence was choked and ominous. Jean bent to peer under Earl’s arm. “Are you alive?”

  Without moving Earl said in a harsh low voice, “Exactly what do you think you’re doing?”

  “I’m about my regular duties. I’ve finished the Pleasuance. Next comes your room.”

  His eyes went to a clock. “At seven o’clock in the morning?”

  “Why not? The sooner I get done, the sooner I can get to my own business.”

  “Your own business be damned. Get out of here, before you get hurt.”

  “No, sir. I’m a self-determined individual. Once my work is done, there’s nothing more important than self-expression.”

  “Get out!”

  “I’m an artist, a painter. Or maybe I’ll be a poet this year. Or a dancer. I’d make a wonderful ballerina. Watch.” She essayed a pirouette, but the impulse took her up to the wiling—not ungracefully, this she made sure.

  She pushed herself back. “If I had magnetic slippers I could twirl an hour and a half. Grand jetes are easy…”

  He raised himself on his elbow, blinking and glaring, as if on the verge of launching himself at her.

  “You’re either crazy—or so utterly impertinent as to a-mount to the same thing.”

  “Not at all,” said Jean. “I’m very courteous. There might be a difference of opinion, but still it doesn’t make you automatically right.”

  He slumped back on the bed. “Argue with old Webbard,” he said thickly. “Now—for the last time—get out!”

  “I’ll go,” said Jean, “but you’ll be sorry.”

  “Sorry?” His voice had risen nearly an octave. “Why should I be sorry?”

  “Suppose I took offense at your rudeness and told Mr. Webbard I wanted to quit?”

  Earl said through tight lips, “I’m going to talk to Mr. Webbard today and maybe you’ll be asked to quit…Miraculous!” he told himself bitterly. “Scarecrow maids breaking in at sunup….”

  Jean stared in surprise. “Scarecrow! Me? On Earth I’m considered a very pretty girl. I can get away with things like this, disturbing people, because I’m pretty.”

  “This is Abercrombie Station,” said Earl in a dry voice. “Thank God I”

  “You’re rather handsome yourself,” said Jean tentatively.

  Earl sat up, his face tinged with angry blood. “Get out of here!” he shouted. “You’re discharged!”

  “Pish,” said Jean. “You wouldn’t dare fire me.”

  “I wouldn’t dare?” asked Earl in a dangerous voice. “Why wouldn’t I dare?”

  “Because I’m smarter than you are.”

  Earl made a husky sound in his throat. “And just what makes you think so?”

  Jean laughed. “You’d be very nice, Earl if you weren’t so touchy.”

  “All right, well take that up first. Why am I so touchy?”

  Je
an shrugged. “I said you were nice-looking and you blew a skull-fuse.” She blew an imaginary fluff from the back of her hand. “I call that touchiness.”

  Earl wore a grim smile that made Jean think of Fotheringay. Earl might be tough if pushed far enough. But not as tough as—well, say Ansel Clellan. Or Fiorenzo. Or Party MacClure. Or Fotheringay. Or herself, for that matter.

  He was staring at her, as if he were seeing her for the first time. This is what she wanted. “Why do you think you’re smarter, then?”

  “Oh, I don’t know…Are you smart?”

  His glance darted off to the doors leading to his study; a momentary quiver of satisfaction crossed his face. “Yes, I’m smart.”

  “Can you play chess?”

  “Of course I play chess,” he said belligerently. “I’m one of the best chess players alive.”

  “I could beat you with one hand.” Jean had played chess four times in her life.

  “I wish you had something I wanted,” he said slowly. “I’d take it away from you.”

  Jean gave him an arch look. “Let’s play for forfeits.”

  “No/”

  “Hal” She laughed, eyes sparkling. He flushed. “Very well.”

  Jean picked up her duster. “Not now, though.” She had accomplished more than she had hoped for. She looked ostentatiously over her shoulder. “I’ve got to work. If Mrs. Blaiskell finds me here she’ll accuse you of seducing me.”

  He snorted with twisted lips. He looked like an angry blond boar, thought Jean. But two million dollars was two million dollars. And it wasn’t as bad as if he’d been fat. The idea had been planted in his mind. “You be thinking of the forfeit,” said Jean. “I’ve got to work.”

  She left the room, turning him a final glance over her shoulder which she hoped was cryptic.

  The servant’s quarters were in the main cylinder, the Abercrombie Station proper. Jean sat quietly in a comer of the mess-hall, watching and listening while the other servants had their elevenses: cocoa gobbed heavy with whipped cream, pastries, ice-cream. The talk was high-pitched, edgy. Jean wondered at the myth that fat people were languid and easygoing.

  From the comer of her eye she saw Mr. Webbard float into the room, his face tight and gray with anger.

  She lowered her head over her cocoa, watching him from under her lashes.

  Webbard looked directly at her, his lips sucked in and his bulbous cheeks quivered. For a moment it seemed that he would drift at her, attracted by the force of his anger a-lone; somehow he restrained himself. He looked around the room until he spied Mrs. Blaiskell. A flick of his fingers sent him to where she sat at the end table, held by magnets appropriately fastened to her rompers.

  He bent over her, muttered in her ear. Jean could not hear his words, but she saw Mrs. Blaiskell’s face change and her eyes go seeking around the room.

  Mr. Webbard completed his dramatization and felt better. He wiped the palms of his hands along the ample area of his dark blue corduroy trousers, twisted with a quick wriggle of his shoulders, and sent himself to the door with a flick of his toe.

  Marvelous, thought Jean, the majesty, the orbital massive-ness of Webbard’s passage through the air. The full moon-face, heavy-lidded, placid; the rosy cheeks, the chins and jowls puffed round and tumescent, glazed and oily, without blemish, mar or wrinkle; the hemisphere of the chest, then the bifurcate lower half, in the rich dark blue corduroy: the whole marvel coasting along with the inexorable momentum of an ore barge…

  Jean became aware that Mrs. Blaiskell was motioning to her from the doorway, making cryptic little signals with her fat fingers.

  Mrs. Blaiskell was waiting in the little vestibule she called her office, her face scene to shifting emotions. “Mr. Web-bard has given me some serious information,” she said in a voice intended to be stem.

  Jean displayed alarm. “About me?”

  Mrs. Blaiskell nodded—“decisively. “Mr. Earl complained of some very strange behavior this morning. At seven o’clock or earlier.…”

  Jean gasped. “Is it possible, that Earl has had the audacity to—”

  “Mr. Earl,” Mrs. Blaiskell corrected primly.

  “Why, Mrs. Blaiskell, it was as much as my life was worth to get away from him I”

  Mrs. Blaiskell blinked uneasily. “That’s not precisely the way Mr. Webbard put it. He said you—”

  “Does that sound reasonable? Is that likely, Mrs. BP”

  “Well—no,” Mrs. Blaiskell admitted, putting her hand to her chin, and tapping her teeth with a fingernail. “Certainly it seems odd, come to consider a little more closely.” She looked at Jean. “But how is it that—”

  “He called me into his room, and then—” Jean had never been able to cry, but she hid her face in her hands.

  “There, now,” said Mrs. Blaiskell. “I never believed Mr. Webbard anyway. Did he—did he—” she found herself unable to phrase the question.

  Jean shook her head. “It wasn’t for want of trying.”

  “Just goes to show,” muttered Mrs. Blaiskell. “And I thought he’d grown out of that nonsense.”

  “Nonsense?” The word had been Invested with a certain overtone that set it out of context.

  Mrs. Blaiskell was embarrassed. She shifted her eyes. “Earl has passed through several stages, and I’m not sure which has been the most troublesome…A year or two ago—two years, because this was while Hugo was still alive and the family was together—he saw so many Earth films that he began to admire Earth women, and it had us all worried. Thank Heaven, he’s completely thrown off that un-wholesomeness, but it’s gone to make him all the more shy and self-conscious.” She sighed. “If only one of the pretty girls of the station would love him for himself, for his brilliant mind…But no, they’re all romantic and they’re more taken by a rich round body and fine flesh, and poor gnarled Earl is sure that when one of them does smile his way she’s after his money, and very likely true, so I say!” She looked at Jean speculatively. “It just occurred to me that Earl might be veering back to his old—well, strangeness. Not that you’re not a nice well-meaning creature, because you are.”

  “Well, well,” said Jean dispiritedly. Evidently she had achieved not so much this morning as she had hoped. But then, every campaign had its setbacks.

  “In any event, Mr. Webbard has asked that I give you different duties, to keep you from Mr. Earl’s sight, because he’s evidently taken an antipathy to you…And after this morning I’m sure you’ll not object.”

  “Of course not,” said Jean absently. Earl, that bigoted, warped wretch of a boy!

  “For today, you’ll just watch the Pleasuance and service the periodicals and water the atrium plants. Tomorrow —well, we’ll see.”

  Jean nodded, and turned to leave. “One more thing,” said Mrs. Blaiskell in a hesitant voice. Jean paused. Mrs. Blaiskell could not seem to find the right words.

  They came in a sudden surge, all strung together. “Be a little careful of yourself, especially when you’re alone near Mr. Earl. This is Abercrombie Station, you know, and he’s Earl Abercrombie, and the High Justice, and some very strange things happen….”

  Jean said in a shocked whisper, “Physical violence, Mrs. Blaiskell?”

  Mrs. Blaiskell stammered and blushed. “Yes, I suppose you’d call it that…Some very disgraceful things have come to light. Not nice, though I shouldn’t be saying it to you, who’s only been with us a day. But, be careful. I wouldn’t want your soul on my conscience.”

  “Ill be careful,” said Jean in a properly hushed voice.

  Mrs. Blaiskell nodded her head, an indication that the interview was at an end.

  Jean returned to the refectory. It was really very nice for Mrs. Blaiskell to worry about her. It was almost as if Mrs. Blaiskell were fond of her. Jean sneered automatically. That was too much to expect. Women always disliked her because their men were never safe when Jean was near. Not that Jean consciously flirted—at least, not always—but there was something about he
r that interested men, even the old ones. They paid lip-service to the idea that Jean was a child, but their eyes wandered up and down, the way a young man’s eyes wandered.

  But out here on Abercrombie Station it was different. Ruefully Jean admitted that no one was jealous of her, no one on the entire station. It was the other way around; she was regarded as an object for pity. But it was still nice of Mrs. Blaiskell to take her under her wing; it gave Jean a pleasant warm feeling. Maybe if and when she got hold of that two million dollars—and her thoughts went to Earl. The warm feeling drained from her mind.

  Earl, hoity-toity Earl, was ruffled because she had disturbed his rest. So bristle-necked Earl thought she was gnarled and stunted! Jean pulled herself to the chair. Seating herself with a thump, she seized up her bulb of cocoa and sucked at the spout.

  Earl! She pictured him: the sullen face, the lanky blond hair, the over-ripe mouth, the stocky body he so desperately yearned to fatten. This was the man she must inveigle into matrimony. On Earth, on almost any other planet in the human universe it would be child’s play— This was Abercrombie Station!

  She sipped her cocoa, considering the problem. The odds that Earl would fall in love with her and come through with a legitimate proposal seemed slim. Could he be tricked into a position where in order to save face or reputation he would be forced to marry her? Probably not. At Abercrombie Station, she told herself, marriage with her represented almost the ultimate loss of face. Still, there were avenues to be explored. Suppose she beat Earl at chess, could she make marriage the forfeit? Hardly. Earl would be too sly and dishonorable to pay up. It was necessary to make him want to marry her, and that would entail making herself desirable in his eyes, which in turn made necessary a revision of Earl’s whole outlook. To begin with, he’d have to feel that his own person was not entirely loathsome (although it was). Earl’s morale must be built up to a point where he felt himself superior to the rest of Abercrombie Station, and where he would be proud to marry one of his own land.

  A possibility at the other pole: if Earl’s self-respect were so utterly blasted and reduced, if he could be made to feel so despicable and impotent that he would be ashamed to show his face outside his room, he might marry her as the best bet in sight…And still another possibility: revenge. If Earl realized that the fat girls who flattered him were actually ridiculing him behind his back, he might marry her from sheer spite.